ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED by Woody Brown: This is the second time up to the Townies Podcast plate for Woodrow Riley. He is a recent 4.16 GPA graduate of Besant Hill School with a penchant for playing Melee on his Game Cube and letting our speckled dog sleep on his bed. I love that boy.
OPOSSUMS ARE AWESOME by Garland Scarlett: Garland Scarlett. Petite and principled, this compact, positive powerhouse loves animals, reading and magic of all kinds. Miss Garland believes in fairytales enough for all of us.
WES by Stella Slaughter: An ex 4-H nerd from the upper Ojai, 30-minutes late for everything -- Stella found her way to the Nordoff High School Homecoming Court in the same year she purchased her Harry Potter robe and wand.
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CUSTOMER CARE by Tara Jeffery: Miss Tara is a Two Timing Townie as well -- and we’re happy to have her back. This world-class, pilates boot-camp, drill sergeant will crack you up, kicking your ass and leave you wanting more.
WOW BABY WOW by Lily Brown, Morgan Flannery and Noah Lashly with Asa Learmonth: When they aren’t conversing with their cats, crying while singing Holding Out For A Hero out the car window, organizing their their sock drawer on a Friday night or desperately avoiding confrontation... They’re drinking cheap wine on my back porch, making fun of themselves. Oh what a delightful gang of weirdos.
Bios written by Lily Brown & Kim Maxwell
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